Do I have a kid? No, that would be my worst nightmare. I once killed a cactus due to neglect. But it won't stop me from getting in on deals for parents. If you buy 2 Fresh Value Meals (on the weekends or after 3pm weekdays), you get a free Kids Meal. Now I just have to find two gullible adults to take me to Subway. Lowfat milk and apple slices, here I come!
